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See? I read this stuff so you don't have to.Ĩ.59pm: Right, is everyone ready? I have emergency biscuits and booze. Tom's website is a geekfest of killer one-liners like "Tom cannot help but come up with new inventions almost every day some might say it's an affliction", whereas Helen's is mainly a gallery of pictures of Helen looking shiny and wholesome.
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Jim invites us to "feel empowered to ask Jim for help and advice on how to 'sell yourself'!" (nah, you're alright), whereas Susan advises us "don't follow your dreams, chase them", which I think is the same thing, just faster. And also I'd win my own Twitter sweepstakes, but that's by the by.Ĩ.52pm: So today I have been mostly exploring the websites of our remaining contestants, and I would encourage you do likewise, although I'd recommend not wasting more than about three minutes on each, because life is frankly too short. Personally I'm rooting for Tom - it would be a victory for notebook-loving nerds everywhere. Even the thought of Jim winning makes me want to hide in a dark room with a plate of cold nachos and a copy of Hip Replacement. It's your last chance this season, so unlease your inner comedy god and let the one-liners flow.Ĩ.43pm: So who will win? I'd be happy to see Tom or Helen take the prize, and could just about stomach Susan (although she definitely needs to go on a French exchange visit before being let loose on the wider public), but Jedi Jim? No thanks. As ever I'll be assisted by the fabulous Ladyribenaberet, who will be scouring the comment box for comic genius for the final time, and sending highlights over for me to post in the main blog. I'll be here from 9pm to document every twist and turn of the final, which includes some kind of Dara O' Briain You're Hired! show and runs until 11pm, so bring snacks and booze.
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Without knowing how bad their business ideas are it's hard to say who will win tonight, so we'll just have to see how things pan out.
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In case you haven't been paying attention, our finalists are machiavellian sociopath "Jedi" Jim Eastwood, cosmetics guru and professional malcontent Susan Ma, shiny-haired teacher's pet and pie goddess Helen Milligan and (last but not least) bumbling inventor and fully qualified nerd Tom Pellereau. Our finalists will be facing the interrogation panel from hell, where lies will be uncovered, gaping strategy holes will be laid bare, and Margaret Mountford's eyebrows will be launched into the stratosphere, bearing the hopes and dreams of our would-be entrepreneurs. The BEST bit about tonight is that not ONLY is it the final, but it's also the interview task, which is the schadenfreude highlight of any Apprentice series.
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But only one can win the grand prize of a £250,000 investment in their business idea, with Lord Sugar thrown in as a business partner for good measure. The halfwits have all been eliminated (well, most of them), and only four candidates remain. Good evening, and welcome to the Apprentice Final Liveblog! After ten weeks, eleven tasks and twelve firings, it all ends right here.